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What if you spent one week in Ancient India? Day one. You arrive in 300 BC Everyone thinks you are a god because of your glowing Face. A local priest asks you to bless his cow. You have no idea what is happening but you do it anyway. Day two. Breakfast is a spiritual experience. You sit cross-legged for three hours waiting for chapati while a guru explains the meaning of life. Your legs are completely numb but you are too polite to move. Day three. Bath time in the Ganges River. The water is questionable but everyone is doing it so you jump in. Your immune system immediately files for retirement. Day four. A snake charmer teaches you his craft. The snake is not impressed with your flute skills and neither is the crowd. You get bitten but the locals say it is just good karma. Day five. You accidentally invent yoga by trying to stretch after sleeping on a stone floor. People gather around taking notes. You are now a fitness influencer in 300 BC. Day six. Spice tolerance test. That curry just sent your taste buds to another dimension. You are crying and sweating and somehow asking for sec onds. Day seven. You return home. Your friends ask how it was. You just Namaste and walk away. You are enlightened now brother