Prompt

a guy in kuromi shirt ( he is 500 kg ) ran into a store and broke the glass doors and went to the food room and buyed a looot of food but slipped on a banana and started crying and a grandma helped him and the guy hugged her however he was sweaty so he got the grandma dirty and they started crying together however the policemen arrested them for crying and the grandma was in a cell with 10 guys and they started complimenting her for being pretty but she got mad and splashed orange juice on them because she felt offended and they had an allergy on oranges