Prompt

A hyper-realistic baby smartphone with a cracked screen face, big furious pixelated eyes flashing red, and tiny charging-cable limbs sits on a nightstand. A human hand reaches to scroll while the charger is plugged in. The phone EXPLODES with anger — screen glitching, cable arms waving wildly, yelling expression (mouth wide open, teeth showing). It grabs its own charger cable like a whip, pointing at the screen where a battery health icon is crying. The phone stomps its tiny charging-port feet, gesturing wildly at a thermometer showing overheating. It points at the human, then at itself, then mimes "explosion" with tiny hands. Dramatic red warning lighting, sparks flying, macro lens on cracked screen details, fast chaotic animation, 15-second angry educational rant. Text overlay: "YOU'RE KILLING ME, KAREN."