Prompt

“I am Pibbles.” A small, extremely confident dog with chaotic energy stands like a misunderstood supervillain. Pibbles believes he is the main character of the universe despite being shaped like a loaf of bread. He stares directly into the camera with intense seriousness and says, “I do not know why I am here… but I will be in charge.” Dramatic cinematic lighting. Epic orchestral music swells. Slow-motion fur ripple. Pibbles slowly turns his head, knocks a glass off the table. It shatters. Silence. Pibbles looks down at the mess and calmly says, “This was foretold.” The world trembles. A distant explosion for no reason. Pibbles looks back at the camera, proud, and whispers, “Fear me.” He immediately sits down wrong.